Holy crap, Caleb! You're my uncle." Nick"No! " Caleb"It's worse. He's the half-brother of your great-grandfather." Kody"You're not helping." Caleb"No, but I'm entertaining myself at your adorable expense." Kody"Yeah, y'all are missing the important fact. To a Cajun, that makes him my uncle." Nick"Great. I always wanted to be a monkey's uncle. Nice to know I finally succeeded." Caleb Sherrilyn Kenyon
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.
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To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
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Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.
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She didn't understand that. "How can anyone be afraid of love?"" How can they not?" His face was completely aghast. "When you love someone.. truly love them, friend or lover, you lay your heart open to them. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>You give them a part of...
Life is a tapestry woven by the decisions we make.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles.
Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin.Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm. What are you bitching about, Xypher? You're already dead. He laughed. You know, for once, it's good to be me.
